{"id":2267,"date":"2010-01-01T23:57:52","date_gmt":"2010-01-01T22:57:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cassybouffier.wordpress.com\/?p=2267"},"modified":"2021-03-11T12:08:30","modified_gmt":"2021-03-11T11:08:30","slug":"the-difference-between-girlswomen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.cassybouffier.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/the-difference-between-girlswomen\/","title":{"rendered":"The difference between girls\/women &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;  aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78<\/p>\n<p>At 8: You take her to bed and tell her a story.<br \/>\nAt 18: You tell her a story and take her to bed.<br \/>\nAt 28: You don&#8217;t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.<br \/>\nAt 38: She tells you a story and takes you to bed.<br \/>\nAt 48: She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.<br \/>\nAt 58: You stay in bed to avoid her story.<br \/>\nAt 68: If you take her to bed, that&#8217;ll be a story!<br \/>\nAt 78: What story? What bed? Who the hell are you?<\/p>\n<p>(Gefunden auf <a href=\"http:\/\/jokes4all.net\/\">Jokes4All<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &#8230; aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78 At 8: You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18: You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28: You don&#8217;t &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cassybouffier.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/the-difference-between-girlswomen\/\">Weiterlesen <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[594],"class_list":["post-2267","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quickies","tag-frauen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cassybouffier.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2267","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cassybouffier.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cassybouffier.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cassybouffier.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cassybouffier.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2267"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.cassybouffier.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2267\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17374,"href":"http:\/\/www.cassybouffier.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2267\/revisions\/17374"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cassybouffier.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cassybouffier.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cassybouffier.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}