{"id":1792,"date":"2009-12-28T21:06:59","date_gmt":"2009-12-28T20:06:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cassybouffier.wordpress.com\/?p=1792"},"modified":"2021-03-11T12:08:31","modified_gmt":"2021-03-11T11:08:31","slug":"different-ways-to-enjoy-sex-after-marriage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.cassybouffier.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/different-ways-to-enjoy-sex-after-marriage\/","title":{"rendered":"Different ways to enjoy sex after marriage"},"content":{"rendered":"

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1) Smurf Sex: This happens during the honey-moon, you both keep it up until you’re blue in your faces.<\/p>\n

2) Kitchen Sex: This is at the beginning of the marriage, you’ll have sex anywhere, anytime.<\/p>\n

3) Bedroom Sex: You’ve calmed down a bit, perhaps you have kids, so you got to do it in bedroom.<\/p>\n

4) Hallway Sex: This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say: „F*ck you!“<\/p>\n

5) Courtroom Sex: This is when you get divorced and the bitch f*cks you before the judge and everyone else in court!<\/p>\n

(Gefunden auf Jokes4all.net<\/a>)<\/p>\n

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